ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

crocketingsolly:

“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!

ridivenire:

Worst(?) advertising placement

Swiggity Swennys, IHOP hearts Denny’s

Woah, sorry. I’ve been gone for about a month or so and didn’t look through my messages.

I don’t have a link to watch it online, but you know what? I’ve always wanted to be a PIRATE.

I mean, BAY Watch may have been my favorite show as a child.

My English teacher told us a story today about how a girl, who had left earlier on the school year to get special help just showed up in class one day, started calling everyone demons and saying that she was going to drown them all in holy water.

And now these unknowing freshmen are always going “hashtag Holy Water”

my hair is short actually

jackfrostftw:

epitomeofsad:

transparent-alice:

her dress changes color to that of your blog

this is lovely

she has a snowflake patterned dress this is great

(Source: wicked-transparency)

(Source: ameliaponde)

steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF